Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Bombing my car (for roaches)

The windows are rolled up tight, and I might only be imagining the clouds of fumes filling the inside.....but they are in there.

I know.

My car is being fumigated. For bugs.


In my car.

This is the second time, the second car, the second month in a row that I have opened a car door and been greeted by antennae that were not attached to the radio. Twitching.

For the record? It's fucking disgusting.
I have no idea why or how they get in there. The theory (according to our Terminix guy, who I love FOR REAL) is that they are stowaways in dry goods. Grocery stores, shipping containers, factories.....they sometimes have, uh......bugs. And then when you put that random box of Frosted Miniwheats or bag of rice in your car, you may be bringing home some extra protein.


They should put THAT on the label. Nutritional facts of the food, and the food when you take the bugs into consideration.

It's the tropics. I keep telling myself that. It's not me. In all the years of driving cars that were literally filled with all of my belongings plus random snacks, years where I never so much as emptied the ashtray..........This is my first experience with having critters in my car.

And I don't like it One Little Bit.

Sami discovered them this time, which is good because I am already in full-blown paranoia over the uku season. I honestly think if I had opened the car door and watched bugs scatter in the glow of the dome light, that they would have had to admit me to the psych ward. I have a feeling I would have just stood there and screamed. And screamed. And continued screaming while the bugs poured out of the car and ran across the driveway and over my feet and up my legs and.....OK, clearly I am over-reacting and blowing this way out of proportion. But there were bugs IN MY CAR.

I went down and opened the doors a few minutes ago - there are still bugs in there, but at least they are dead. I swept most of them out (gagging) and then emptied the trunk and shook out the beach bag and the car seat and emptied all of the cupholders of napkins and crayons and then buckled everything back in and now I am sitting here, staring out the kitchen window at my truck, trying to work up the courage to get in it and drive somewhere.

So if you see a tearful woman talking to herself in Walmart who stinks of teatree oil and Raid, well....that's me.


Anonymous said...

Did you get rid of your bugs? I just saw a roach in my car last night …I almost died …I am downtown LA and my kids leave food in the car I am afraid to get in the car now, let me know what you did and if it worked.



Daffodil Campbell said...

It totally worked. I also took EVERYTHING OUT OF THE CAR AFTERWARDS and vacuumed the crap out of it at the car wash (left all carseats in for the bombing, then scrubbed them down with sponges, because I was afraid there might be bugs in the cupholders or carseat base.)

A Grown Woman said...

Thank you, thank you, thank you for this. It felt so good reading that someone else felt that a visit to the psyche ward might be in order after finding the damn things in the car.I just had my home fumigated two weeks ago, (I've NEVER had bugs, ever before - five and a half decades of roach free living) then today on the way to a job interview!!!!!! I don't think I got the job, although I did try to pull myself together.

Hernan Lopez said...

Can this really be done? How long do u vent the car? How do i do it? Help please my family and i are sick if it. Please guide me lol.

A Grown Woman said...

I used the Raid fumigators TWICE and still found roaches in between the back seat. Three hours to bomb - 1 hour to fumigate. I admit to almost losing my mind and pulling the whole damn car apart - taking the back seat out - clearing out every single thing in the entire car - a big job because I have a really old big Cadi that I collected things in for years! I literally got in the trunk and washed the darn thing. In speaking with people I've learned that this is quite common in Florida. i will put a few roach traps in the car for sanity preservation.

Anonymous said...

I ready to bomb my car..My car is 1 year old and a 6 year who left food in the car and now...well I have the little kind of roaches..I'm dying because i am scared shitless of those things..I have used borax by itself..I do not see them everyday but think they are not so much in the car as they are inside the doors? Is this possible?? I am going to try the bomb that its just a fogger and not the aersol and hope it does not ruin my leather!

Garrett Miller said...

These threads make me want to vomit, but I have to continue reading them. Five years of driving around using the passenger floorboard as a trashcan and I never had a single issue. One night in Florida with the windows cracked, and now there's 3 different kinds of the disgusting little f**kers. I have used the chemical bombs twice, and I just put two of the dry-foggers in about an hour ago because 5 of them ran out at the same time to try and attack my kids today, WHILE DRIVING. I almost killed EVERYbody. I have cleaned the crap out of it, taken all the food out, and they still keep coming back. Pretty sure they're eating the dead ones to stay alive, that and their own poop. If you have a carseat base, DISMANTLE IT. Kids can't help leave crumbs behind, and I literally found like 20 of them in the base when I gutted the ride today. I'm halfway between calling Terminex to tent my car (let em take pictures, maybe they'll cut me a deal) and just selling the damn thing. I have found some stuff on other threads that may be helpful if you don't have a full-blown infestation, but near as I can tell it takes a couple months (eggs keep hatching) at least, and nothing works 100%.

Bay Leaves
Peppermint Oil
Pandan Leaves

These things all naturally repel roaches, but they may not give a crap if you've already got resident roaches.

DE (diatamaceous earth), nontoxic white powder that sucks all the moisture out of them
and Boric Acid

The borax seems to be getting the best results for others, I haven't tried it yet though. Bombs and traps are only working to some extent for me because they keep hiding in the door panels, escaping through air vents, and ducking beneath the weather stripping to avoid the fog. Good luck folks. If I had full insurance coverage, I'd just "let" it get stolen or lit on fire.

I have one question, don't know if anyone else has this going on... do roaches munch on leather?

Malissa said...

I am so glad I found this board. I have lived in FL for 5 years and recently discovered roaches in my car. I had left food in it and ate in it often, but never did I imagine this would happen! I feel so gross and dirty. I am going to follow the advice on here I have read so far and clean the entire thing out, and do a Raid bomb in the car and trunk. My husband refuses to drive it and he is a mechanic and I want him to look at it because something is wobbling lol..Wish me luck!!