I'm going to parent's orientation at the catholic school. So Help Me God.

And so we begin our career as the parents of a Catholic School Girl.

As you might imagine, I am very concerned with my outfit for tonight - parent orientation.

I was thinking I might go with THIS



But I'm not sure if the rest of the parents will agree to the choreography. Whatever, I thought tonight was supposed to bring us TOGETHER, people.

How about THIS, then.

Because, like Britney, I have many personalities. Clearly.