Either I am releasing some MAD pheramones, or there was a press release telling people to make amends because I have only weeks to live.
Between the flower arrangements, phone calls, hand-written notes on pretty little notecards, and emails, I am a very hot commodity. People are DESPERATE to confess, make amends, reconnect, and repair relations with me this week.
And what I want to know is "What the fuck, people ?"
It must be my new bangs.
I knew getting bangs would totally change my life. I just KNEW IT.
Don't try this at home, people. It's powerful stuff.
6 hours ago