It's not easy being green, so I'll just talk about topless beaches and porno movies

The latest Sunday Stealing installment is The Green Meme. Since last Sunday was Easter, and I was not computing, you'll have to enjoy it today.

1. What is your current obsession?
Finding a facial cleanser.....no, seriously. My skin is FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.

2. What’s a good coffee place?
Any place that serves fresh coffee, baby !

3. Who was the last person that you hugged?
Lucy goosey - she's just begging for a squeeze !

4. Do you nap a lot?
Define "a lot" - it is very high on my list of priorities, yes indeedy.

5. Tonight, what’s for dinner?
Whatever the Rock's got cooking. No, seriously..... Tasty Crust.

6. What was the last thing that you bought?
Costco run last night was yet another $100 I don't technically have.

7. What is your favorite weather?
A sunny, dry, autumn day in New England - cool enough for a sweater, warm enough not to need gloves.

8. Tell us something about one blogger who you think will play this week?
Shit (running back to check list of bloggies) I don't know a damn one of them. Hmph. I need to get out more. And by "get out" I mean sit at home in my underwear and read blogs.

9. If you were given a free house that was fully furnished, where in the world would you like it to be?
I'm open. How about, "not a war-torn country" I'm interested in living in Europe - not enough to spend my own money, but if you're offering.......plus, they have topless beaches there ! Yessssssss.

10. Name three things that you could not live without.
You mean, besides water and air and food ? Well, you know, let's just be very clear. I am extremely familiar with the fact that You Just Never Know. Kids and Partners and Parents and Pets ? They all die. So do cars. And weatehr changes. And clothes fall apart. And money really doesn't mean a damn thing - especially considering the fact that on paper, half of mine just up and disappeared last year. So I'll just return to the basics, thanks.

11. What would you like in your hands right now?
Ha HAH wouldn't you just love to know......

12. What’s one of your guilty pleasures?
Spending money on food that we don't *need* but that I *love*

13. What would you change or eliminate about yourself?
I am not a big (no pun intended - it's HUGE) fan of my nose. And I have a very gummy grin. Can we fix those without my looking like someone completely different? Like, when Jennifer Grey got her nose fixed and then I didn't recognize her, and my husband pointed out that I had a similar pre-nose job nose, and that the same thing would happen if I got mine fixed.......so you know, maybe we should just forget the whole thing. I don't want to scare the kids.

14. As a child, what type of career did you want?
I always wanted to be a mommy. Oh, and an ACTRESS. And a SINGER - Just. Like. Debbie. Gibson.

15. What are you missing right now?
Culture. I would love a few days at the Met. Alone.

16. What are you currently reading?
I am about to delve into Three Cups of Tea.

17. What do you fear the most?
Death. Of myself or a loved one.

18. What’s the best movie that you’ve seen recently?
I need to preface this by saying I have possibly the world's WORST TASTE in movies. OK, so honestly the best movie I have seen recently is the ONLY movie I have seen recently. Zack and Miri Make a Porno. And you know, it wasn't as bad as I expected. That's pretty much the best I can say about it.

19. What’s your favorite book from the past year?
Well, that is just practically impossible to say. "Animal, Vegetable, Miracle" was pretty inspiring.....

20. Is there a comfort food from your childhood that you still enjoy?
I enjoy all food. I find food very comforting. Grilled cheese and tomato is still the Great Big Gold Star of Food.