Weird Man in the Neighborhood

(sung to the tune of "Fat Man in a Little Coat" )

Sad, isn't it, how my mind works ?

I see a weird guy, and IMMEDIATELY I come up with some sort of freaky soundtrack in my head. I know, I have issues. But what can I say, he is wandering around our small and very quiet cul de sac, in circles, staring at the houses. He arrived on a moped. It is WEIRD.

Today is a Big Day because I have to do I bunch of sewing. Needless to say, I am not thrilled. But hey, I gotta do what I gotta do. Lucy's Wonder Woman costume is too big, so I need to take it in. A lot. Because she can not be showing everyone her nipples on Halloween. That is not Wonder Woman-like at all !

Tomorrow is the Library costume story time.
Friday is The Big Day. And Friday night, well, Friday night (if I don't have a heart attack from the pure, cold, paralyzing fear in my heart) I am singing in public. Though I don't think the the Moana Cafe open mike night is really "public" - it's not like I am taking the stage in front of throngs of screaming fans.......maybe 10 people, trying to eat dinner and wishing I would shut the hell up. It should be lots of fun. I will probably be in the fetal position behind Sami by the end of the set. The songs are on my playlist down at the bottom of the page - "Bruises", "The Way I Am", and "Free Fallin". This may be very poor judgement on my part, but I am trying to face my demons here, so let's be nice.